I am writing this early in the morning, with a mixture of sleet and cold rain outside. I asked the dog if he wanted to go out and he just stared at me. So am I the least bit surprised the elderly are coming back from Florida? Not in the slightest.
You see, they are used to hard times. They grew up in the Depression, and lived through a war in which, even if you weren’t being shot at, you knew plenty of people who were. And those on the home front had to get by with ration coupons and without I-pods.
Florida doesn’t even have proper weather, apart from a few murderous hurricanes every few years. What anybody other than a sandhill crane or a land speculator sees in it, I’ll never know.
Seriously, they used to call St. Petersburg Florida “God’s Waiting Room” -- and it can be pretty lonely sitting around waiting without family. Robert Frost said that “home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.”
That is, I am pretty sure, why most of the elderly are returning to the northern states where they grew up. But as a selfish Michigan patriot, I need to point out that we have to make sure that our returning seniors do something besides just living here.
We need them to make this their official residence and register to vote here. This is crucially important for our future. Let me explain.
When John F. Kennedy was elected president in 1960, Michigan was about to get 19 congressmen, our highest total ever. Florida was then a small, not very important state.
It had only eight congressmen. Today, Florida has 25 congressmen, and is likely to get more after the next census.
We are down to only 15, and may well lose another one. This gives us less clout and influence in Washington, and less importance in Presidential elections. And given the troubles of the auto industry, we need all the help we can get. Where people live is going to be especially important on April 1, 2010.
That’s our national count day, the day on which the U.S. Census Bureau officially counts everyone in this nation.
The figures the census ends up with will be used to determine how many congressmen each state will have beginning in 2012, something that could have vast importance for Michigan.
So your duty, fellow Michiganders, is clear. Set aside space in your home, or rent an apartment and go get mama and daddy and great-aunt Susie. Plan on having them installed as legal voting residents of the state of Michigan by March 2010.
If you don’t have any relatives in Florida or Hilton Head or other refugee centers like Charlotte, North Carolina, go find some anyway.
Sweet-talk them.
Bring them back here to live, at least for a few months. Now more than ever, we need people, and most of all, we need you.
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